1 bottle of vodka (Smirnoff is good for this)
1 jug of lemonade (I like Simply Lemonade)
Mix together in a pitcher filled with ice.
This is Dan's favorite cocktail. You haven't met Dan.
2 1/2 ounces bourbon (Dan likes Buffalo Trace or Maker's Mark)
1 ounce sweet vermouth
2 dashes orange bitters
Stir the ingredients together and pour over ice. Drop a maraschino cherry in. If you want to be really fancy, add an orange peel garnish.