"I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves." - Unknown
Pick your preference
Grapes can be just grapes. Which is a fine life for an oval fruit. They can grow old and wrinkly and provide even tastier treats as a raisin. Who hasn't enjoyed a raisin or two in their day? But really the best a grape can hope for is to be lovingly smashed together with yeast to ferment away before being tossed into a wonderful oakey barrel to hang out for as long as it takes to make grape-y goodness.
Wine is simple and complicated at the same time. That's why we love it. For ease of reviews, we've melded everything wine into these three categories. Remember, we're not sommeliers, we just enjoy the beverage folks have been perfecting for millennia.
DISCLAIMER: Okay, look. You should be 21 to participate in our hijinks. We are not advocating alcoholism, under-age drinking, binge drinking, etc. We are promoting possibly humorous, possibly philosophical, possibly educational, definitely imbibing topics. We do not encourage drinking to excess nor driving once one has been drinking. We could go on and on. Be responsible. Drink responsibly and be kind.
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